06/17/2018 81,921 notes

possumcult:

me, showing up at goodwill and breathing heavy: where are the clowns

employee, breathless: how did you come up from the dirt like that

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

franklyfranchia:

targent:

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

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dekutree:

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

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garashirs:

female character: *fights in a blatantly sexualised manner*

logical brain: that fighting style is impractical and degrading and obviously solely intended to appease the male gaze

dumbass lesbian brain: hhhhhh warrior lady big sexy

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lopunny:

heartvalentine:

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my lesbian ass when anyone insults bi girls on this website

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oatsie:

Zelda, watching Link use the master sword to cut grass:

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enoughtohold:

thechanelmuse:

Instead of inmates being able to receive donated books in the mail from family members and community groups, inmates at three New York prisons now have to purchase books selected by six, state-approved vendors. And the selection is limited. And expensive, activists say.

Novels cost $11.25 from one vendor.

A book about chess costs $29.95 from another.

And about a quarter of the titles are coloring books.

According to the Department of Corrections and Community Supervision, the directive is in an effort to restrict contraband from entering the prison “through a more controlled inmate package program.”

Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s office has made the point that inmates still have access to prison libraries, but some say it’s not enough. “The problem with prison libraries is that [the prisons] control who has access to them,” said Amy Peterson with NYC Books Through Bars. “So people who are in solitary confinement don’t have access to prison libraries.”

Peterson’s group has been mailing books to prisoners all over the country for nearly two decades, with a focus on New York. “We get letters from people saying they had to borrow a stamp in order to write to us. So if these people can’t even afford postage, we don’t know how they’re going to be able to afford buying books from a vendor,” she said.

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From the NY Daily News:

Over the past several days, inmate advocates pointed out that the vendors combined offered only five romance novels, 14 religious texts, 24 drawing or coloring books, 21 puzzle books, 11 how-to books, one dictionary, and one thesaurus.

“No books that help people learn to overcome addictions or learn how to improve as parents. No Jane Austen, Ernest Hemingway, Maya Angelou, or other literature that helps people connect with what it means to be human. No texts that help provide skills essential to finding and maintaining work after release from prison. No books about health, about history, about almost anything inside or outside the prison walls,” advocacy group Books Behind Bars complained in a letter to the governor.

Actions you can take that I’ve found so far:

01/11/2018 39,565 notes

tubularmax:

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

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gayreinhardt:

happy birthday to a very special and powerful deity…. baby grinch…

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